The Magician

Woohaaa abracadabra,
Your oblongata — googoogaga,
A bazooka boo-ya, Casper,
A disaster — blast faster.
Alpha beta data to dot matter,
Drop a block shakti, baptize from the track master.
Dark skies, cat eyes, another blood splatter,
Wise guy, lie-bye, pressure lungs flatter.
Ghenkis Khan, come end this son,
Horrendous, uh — like I'm a son of a gun.
Bust one, they done — none of 'em fun.
These neonates, Planet of the Apes,
Done on all their dons.
You nil or waste, O'Niell on capes,
Dunking them bombs.
Delete, don't paste — I need those tapes,
For cheese on steaks.
Please step into my office, Mr. Neo Stapes.
See orbits in audit and all that in small tabs,
The world is my room to bombast on podcasts.
Picasso spit bars so bizarre, build castles,
Quick cash flow — it's the wizard.
With pythons, dragons in squadrons, no caution —
It's the age of the lizards.
The war is done.
My intellect — depth inept, hacks the deck,
Ejects jets, teks wrecks the cassette — scratch that.
My dialectic eclectic, it's hectic,
Reddit try to edit my linguistics — now galactic.
Spit classics in attics,
Stack chips with fat-ass chicks.
It's Mr. Magic with the metallic high-class stick.
Wiggles giggles your nickels with pistols —
Who is that kid?
Shizzle nizzle your riddles with pixels —
Move that, make rap beats do backflips.
Whip my A-Class slick,
Light matchsticks to vanquish.
And eat up love, combust dust, rush —
Crush and bust with force.
Of course, a touch too much —
The clutch is off, they all dissolved.
Tragic.
Back to the lab quick — inspect threats with specs,
High-tech left-right through their fabric.
See that